2/19/14

Postless post - Power Bar Flavors, assemble!


It's 36 degrees outside, which makes it Frisbee day. Instead of a post, please enjoy this post-that's-not-a-post: PowerBar flavors, new for your spring training regime! Some have been illustrated by the Phil are GO! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Squad, for your sanitation.


  • Wintergreen
  • Unscented
  • Mint Woodchuck
  • Vanilla Flopsweat
  • Wham-O Brand Silly Putty Surge
  • Gorilla
  • Pantene Fresh Rinse

  • Powerbar All-Fabric Safe Formulation
  • Molecule #9
  • Dual-Viscosity Blend
  • High-Mileage Care
  • Explosion of Bland

  • Flav-O-What?
  • Mouth Punch
  • Eat-U-Dare
  • Ham-Plosion

  • Buttberry
  • Food Simulant #6
  • Peanut Smear
  • Deep Musk
  • Flavo-No!
  • Squat Thrust Fistberry

  • Choco-Grunt
  • Locker Fresh
  • Bubble Snap Meatloaf
  • Grand Nut Buster
  • Nut Grand Buster
  • Busty Nut Grand
  • Oxy-Clam

  • Windex Swirl
  • Cheese Wow
  • Fruit Guess
  • Caramel No Really
  • Slow Droop

  • Waterproof Melon
  • Grape Laminate
  • Meat Plank
  • Strengh Grow
  • Let's Health!
  • Carb-Wish

1 comments:

Steve Miller said...

Guess Meat Plank is as close as I'm gonna find instead bacon, huh?

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