3/9/17

Bike Battery



Joke #1 - "Jeez, I think it's your turn to pedal for a while."

Joke #2 - "You're right. The new riding position is really... Hey! You're not my coach! He's an AC Delco!"

Joke #3 - Using virtual reality, athletes can pretend they're charging a battery on an exercycle in their own home, from the safety of their own home.

Joke #4 - "Coach, I ran into the wall. Now what do I do? Coach?"

Joke #5 - Saaaayyy, you don't qualify as 'mechanical doping', do you?"

Joke #6 comes to us from Mr. FancyInfoPants_2. Thanks, MFIP2! - Photo of a young Vorbia Goatstain demonstrating how the "Super-Battery-Charged Assulator-A-Go-Go" forced her head into a low hanging light fixture, causing irreparable brain and ass damage(c.1967). Goatstain then won the lawsuit she filed against the company, & started the now popular "UP YOUR DECOR" home furnishing page seen here on P.A.G.!!! Way to go Vorbia!


[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.  -Mgmt.]





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Anonymous said...

Joke #6 - Photo of a young Vorbia Goatstain demonstrating how the
"Super-Battery-Charged Assulator-A-Go-Go" forced her head into a low hanging light fixture, causing irreparable brain and ass damage(c.1967).
Goatstain then won the lawsuit she filed against the company, & started the now popular "UP YOUR DECOR" home furnishing page seen here on P.A.G.!!! Way to go Vorbia!

Mr. FancyInfoPants_2

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