8/16/17

Cherry Extrusion bathroom deodorizer


8/15/17

8/14/17

Apple Dump-ling bathroom deodorizer.


8/10/17

The Wire?


Joke #1 - "Yeah, you're gonna wear a wire. And, it's a big wire. Trust me, it's the only way the perps will respect you."

Joke #2 - "I know, the unit looks a little bulky, but if one of the suspects starts to get wise to you, just make that Darth Vader noise."

Joke #3 - "Just talk into the mic', and you'll be talking directly to your heart... just like you talk to mine *sniff*. Be safe out there, Tad."

Joke #4 - "Now remember, this thing is just for work. None of that Hey-good-lookin-we'll-be-back-to-pick-you-up-later shit.You got that?"

Joke #5 - "If anyone asks, just say it's a bra for your single, rectangular boob in the center of your chest. They shouldn't ask any more questions."

Joke #6 - "Nah, you'll be fine. If one of the gang asks if that's a recording device, just say 'if it was, we would have hidden it better'. That nearly worked for Agent Randall. By the way, the wake is tomorrow at two."

Joke #7 - "Don't worry. The whole unit will be hidden by your new enormous, novelty Police tie. Those should be in some time later this week."

Joke #8 - "Too bad. We all gotta wear body cameras now. Incidentally, the 'off' button is the entire outer case. Touch it anywhere and it'll power down. Good to know, right?"

Anonymous sent us joke #9, and will now be processed as part of our Joke Protection Program... although his/her real name is Anonymous. Ssshh! On Ted's first day on the job as a Flight Data Recorder, no one told him he was supposed to wear a red shirt.


[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

8/9/17

Mamiya/Sekor - Shut yo mouth!

Awww, yeah. Mamiya/Sekor is one bad mutha- SHUT YO MOUTH! I'm just talking bout Mamiya/Sekor.

This 1970 ad for Mamiya/Sekor ran in a 1970 issue of Esquire magazine. Can you tell?

The camera had a button that let you switch from one metering mode to another. yeah, great. But check out Superfly/Shaft, there! No one understands him but his cameraaaaa. Damn right.

Know where this guy would look pretty cool? On a kind of pop art t-shirt! Guess what? He's now available on a kind of pop art t-shirt over in our Spreadshirt shop! Dig it! A bunch of color and shirt options. I think imuna have to order one for myself. The grey with red is pretty nice. No, I do not get any discount when I place an order.

The way Spreadshirt organizes the designs seems kind of random, but scroll and "load more" to see them all. Or just use these links.

White https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084795?q=I1012084795
Tan https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084747?q=I1012084747
Black https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084966?q=I1012084966
Gray https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012085037?q=I1012085037
Green https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084917?q=I1012084917
Orange https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084916?q=I1012084916
Blue https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084827?q=I1012084827
Dark Red https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012085019?q=I1012085019
Bright Red https://shop.spreadshirt.com/PhilAreGo/1012084928?q=I1012084928